The nose and mouth

Have you ever had the urge to bite into something because it smelt good? I have that all the time. When I was a little children, I used to enjoy the smell of Ingrams Camphor cream, so I used to eat it. I loved the smell of Vicks Vapour rub, so I used to eat it. I loved the smell of roses, so I used to eat them. All of those things I must say, taste like crap. If smell translated to taste then some things would be so much easier. If something smells good but tastes bad, does it stand to reason that poo could taste good? Someone should look into that and find out. I know a guy who'd be very happy if that were so.