Lookie there, its superman

Ah wrote L.O yesterday. Its funny how silly teacher man said that half of the things in the exam weren't even covered in class so about 200 marks were guess work marks.

Besides that tho it was just brilliant, sittin back listenin to florence really put me in a rather lax mood.

Nothing to write today. I woke up at 2:50am to watch free practice 1, ah man i love suzuka so much but i was frikin tired so i even missed lewis crashin out. Gonna be a nice day today im hoping, seeing that person im eatingh I've never actually walked around kloof before. I've done hillcrest, pinetown, westville, durban, maritzburg but to properly do a proper session of kloof hasn't quite happened. I look forward to the adventure, i reckon one of these days when i come to power there shall be a day where nothing but walking around, would be fun and healthy and will save the planet cuz everyone will be too tired to go clubbing seals and setting fire to moors. Im a genius

Cleaning the cage

Have you ever tried looking up names of well known pathological liars? They aren't easy to find, or many im just lazy but anyway I'll come across a fitting name eventually.

So i was speaking to cute little Hamster girl earlier and We're speakin about my Ben Friend and she tells me that no-name-suzie-due-to-lack-of-names-on-google is peeved off because she wants a slice of him as well. Now that made me laugh because last time i checked no-name-suzie-due-to-lack-of-names-on-google claimed that she was in no way interested and had moved on so to now get worked up over what other people choose to do puzzles me. If i went out and bought a cd and realized i didnt like it for some reason and put it up for sale in a garage sale and then got upset when it was bought, i would be nothing more than a foolish hypocrite. In fact a better analogy would be if i was given the cd and not bought it cuz i would have not much claim on it to begin with cuz i did nothing for it.

Saying this is your territory to stomp seems foolish to me, sure i haven't heard both sides of the story so i cant pass a full judgement, in fact im not judging anyone im just speakin my mind at the moment, its all a bit cliché to me, Girl Code some call it. The girl code is stupid i reckon, because you had some form of romantic feeling towards that person at some point somewhere none of your friends can even make the eyes at that person or they'll be killed and eaten by Bison, thats a bit much i rate.

If there's one thing i know its that friendship is the thing you gotta hold onto, no point in going to war over some runt with huge arms and a dinky knee, the thing is to understand that what is done is done so we allow a new era to come in and another may take their shot at the firing target. If we can all just realize that really all it takes for any situation to be mastered is a level of maturity and cleansing of all holds to it then we can finally stop living with our heads up our asses and be humans again. All i want are two front teeth

Simulators are rainbow coloured

I was speaking to this hot doll the other day, she was flipping banging and we were talkin about racing games. She tells me she was cravin a go at somethin like need for speed and that got me thinking, how different are racing games?

Need for Speed is an arcade game, its all about going fast and crashing and not much else really which is all great but personally im more of a Gran Turismo man. Now there its a mix of everything made to be as life like as possible, Gran Turismo is a simulator.

I said to her that to better understand you must think of them as colours, on Need for Speed everything is either red blue or yellow, Gran Turismo is the full colour sphere, all rainbow like and beautiful. Its exactly what i needed today to help me get over my dismal exam.

I wrote an exam i didnt study for, i tried believe me but it didnt work out. About a coupla weeks ago, in fact maybe a month or two back i lent this guy my textbook and it was 2010 so no one went back to school in a rush and then we had a bit of normal school without havin that class cuz the teacher disappeared so i didnt need it back in a rush but then he disappeared forever so when i really needed it he was not around. I tried organizin to get it back but for one reason or another plans failed and im not really to cut up about it thats how things work so i put no blame on him but by jove it was hard tryin to guess huge answers outta nowhere. I spent well over 3 hours doing my biggest guess work to date and im sure i failed, not too concerned as long as i get good marks with the rest but still i was feeling rather down so i decided to bust up that Gran Turismo of mine and mellow out with some music.

I can gladly say i feel like a flipping machine, a mix of digital automotive erotica and Jack Parow in my ear have made me feel rather tasty, i now plan to conquer lunch which will be done easily with the fool proof chant of "Please butter me a roll"

Humanity has become the biggest waste product of this world

Usually this kinda hate is reserved for greenies and babies and anythin that doesn't go by my standards but when what you are becomes what you hate, then what?

Im properly peeved with the way people have come to think. Thinkin for number one is what its all about these days it seems, surely we'd know thats not the way with all the wars and deaths and taxes flying around. As humans we are the only species that makes the same mistakes over and over again. If a rat gets its leg chopped off whilst walkin around It'll know not to go back there because at one point it experienced an excruciating pain and lost something dear to it because of it. We on the other hand dont think at all and thats just sad and stupid really.

Im not pleased with anythin right now. I have exams tomorrow and nothing is sinking in and thats just making me even more testy so every other little irritation is amplified to massive proportions and it bears the brunt of my hate, if i wasn't home alone i swear i would've murdered a child or two by now. I reckon we dont have any chance of being anything more than useless wastes of oxygen. We've broken nature, taken all the living space from animals, We've eaten all the food in the world, killed millions of polish people and we're still going around hurtin each other. Sure im not dropping bombs on my neighbours but its nearly the same thing if i were to go and slap them in the face. If i could i would take myself out of the whole human equation, i would become something completely disjointed, more powerful and more useful, at least then i wouldnt feel useless writing this post like all hope is gone for this silly thing we call life...

One day soon I'll stop gettin worked up over things but for now i like it, someone has to be bothered with the way things are going these days.

Even I face the green monster from time to time...

I know i shouldn't be bothered. I know it means nothing. I know it didnt happen and i know i shouldn't write this post but i just cant stew without venting.

I had a magical night, truely magnificent but i guess i just needed a bit of a prod to push me over. I've had a whole bunch of anxiety over the up coming week and i guess its decided to manifest itself as a bit of senseless rage. I used to have days of properly raging for no reason, just really get heavily angry and it would only last a little while and i would be fine again but its so much harder trying to rage when you have to keep it all under wraps.

Right now all I want is to be swallowed by an angel and pooped out as a happy little person, is that too much to ask? Like really i usually never go green Haha and its stupid that im thinkin about it now but its irritating me, i need to run it through my mind so it becomes used to it and numbs it but right now that just might not work. Have I not marked it well enough that i dont do the whole swinging thing? I am not omnipresent but surely red flags should come up when that thought dares to cross the mind? Im probably gettin a bit outta line. I understand how these things work, thinking is the last thing that takes place I've been there before i know what its like but its alot different being on this side of the fence, funny even. I love how i lack empathy it helps.

Haha ah am I intimidated? Maybe, maybe im a spineless pussy or maybe im just willing to hold onto what i have. In the words of Jack, "agh fok it, klaar geworry ek's klaar. As jy my soek ek's die ou met die snor by die bar"

MTN8 Final at Moses

So studying tonight was cancelled.

Got a call from my dad with the offer to go out tonight and watch a soccer game. Obviously I said i'd go seein as its a much better way of spendin a saturday than in front of a bunch of text books that do absolutely nothing for me.

Game hasn't started but already its feeling rather nice here. Brilliant breeze rolling in, lots of noise, hot dolls doing who knows what in front of me and chilling with my Pa. Who knew he actually had mates?

Im not supportin anything tonight im just here for the atmosphere and i must say Moses is pretty, i really shouldn't have declined that World Cup ticket but this here is enough for me. We're sittin just behind the posts so im hoping for a proper PSL shot to come through so i can take a Jabulani home with me, if that happened i'd be too amped, too amped, too amped

Look at this guy, whats he thinking about

Haha ah man friends are funny. Most friends influence each other to do get pissed faced and strung high on drugs but mine as strange, they want me to have fun...

I love how these things work. One minute you're thinkin somethin then it comes and manifests itself in real life, i should be careful what i think next time. I've given it some thought and sure its not the most ideal thing to do right now but really, how hard can it be?

Im busy laughing here thinkin about it. Goin all the way back to primary school just to do something i should've done back then? Haha ah man imagine how funny it'll be, flippin funny Hahaha ah...

Hey.
Hey.
Long time.
Whatup.
So?
Ya.
Ok.

Perfect conversation. Maybe what I need is a bit of time away from everything thats going on. Maybe i should take them up and take a trip to the countryside. This here brain needs to take some time off, look around and embrace. Im looking to behave and clearly i haven't been so that may just be a new outlet?

Well obviously thats not going to happen but its been a funny thought. Funny how this post is mainly a huge personal joke that even I've lost track of...

Im of the diseased kind

Its official, i have contracted Ebola.

It sucks so much, one minute i was perfectly fine and now my nose is blocked, my head is pounding and nothing seems to want to make sense, all i want to do is just crawl into a ball and sleep but alas i cant because i have to study.

The problem with having diptheria is that its so annoying. Im constantly blowing my nose and sneezing but thankfully im not coughing, coughing would be the final straw and i would hang myself. I cant rely on medicine cuz last time i took it i lost my mind completely and that was just terrible i honestly dont get how people can do drugs if that was anythin to go by.

This dementia is stupid, it just had to come when i have to study, all it does is make me want to sleep which isn't bad but its so inconvenient when you're trying to set yourself up for good marks. I need some muffins, cold juice and a functioning body right now, hopefully that'll work

Armed response?

So yesterday afternoon im at home minding my own business when i hear this huge commotion of cars and such people making a noise, i look over the wall and i see a whole bunch of security people huddled over this man trying to pin him to the ground.

It looked interesting and everything and then i was told that he was a loon who had escaped from a hospital van and was walking the streets trying to find his way home, somehow all these security company people got alerted and were looking for him, just my luck they happen to catch him outside our house. You'd think that because these people are trained to stop people stealing your piano while you're sleeping they would know how to detain one man. Here they are, 5 of them, not realizing that a simple tazer which i guess is standard issue now would be more than enough to stop the crazy person.

To cut a long story short i was called out to try help them keep him down while they struggled to put handcuffs on him. Honestly if 5 homies can barely take on one half naked man with no underwear on, how the hell are they gonna take on someone trying to steal your piano, do they need to be shot killed and eaten before they realize they have a whole arsenal of weapons on those utility belts of theirs?

Your one month contract has been renewed

I love how we make big  deals out of normal everyday occurences, well at least I do sommetimes. This whole post is me pretty much looking at things with a magnifying glass. Ok so its the 27th of September, just read Greg's myFace status and the only reason today is my birthday is now out in stores.

My Ben friend is havin his knee hacked at by Turk and Todd. Now he has a story to tell when he feels like pickin up chicks, pitty he doesnt know that handbrake turns turn girls on, not scars.

In the days of old one month would be the point where I say, "Ok its been long, enough time has been spent here, time to move on and be single and bitch about how useless girls are". Strangely though I feel no different from the start, its still tasty in my eyes, its all still where I want to be, its all still human and civil so I relax.

Lewis Hamiltion was asked once how long he was planning to stay with Mc Laren or would he move to another team and look for greener pastures now that he'd won the world champoinship and he said, "Once the time comes that I step into my car and I find Im not smiling, thats when I know its time"...

Whatup.