So yesterday afternoon im at home minding my own business when i hear this huge commotion of cars and such people making a noise, i look over the wall and i see a whole bunch of security people huddled over this man trying to pin him to the ground.
It looked interesting and everything and then i was told that he was a loon who had escaped from a hospital van and was walking the streets trying to find his way home, somehow all these security company people got alerted and were looking for him, just my luck they happen to catch him outside our house. You'd think that because these people are trained to stop people stealing your piano while you're sleeping they would know how to detain one man. Here they are, 5 of them, not realizing that a simple tazer which i guess is standard issue now would be more than enough to stop the crazy person.
To cut a long story short i was called out to try help them keep him down while they struggled to put handcuffs on him. Honestly if 5 homies can barely take on one half naked man with no underwear on, how the hell are they gonna take on someone trying to steal your piano, do they need to be shot killed and eaten before they realize they have a whole arsenal of weapons on those utility belts of theirs?
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