Where have I been this week? I dont know> My brain feels a little foggy lately, I dont know why but I've been battling bouts of high levels of annoyance. Well a major reason could be the fact that I soend most of my days with the most annoying characters known to man.
Im not one who often complains about the people who get to up my asshole but seriously Im so fed up with the ladies that think Im their little lap dog for bossing around. Like yesterday for example, I really didnt know what was cutting with the card machine, it was being all funky and you cant really state that as a reason to not understand something so I told her I really didnt know and added a very convincing shrug to put my point across as best I could with my little reigned face and cute little movements, you know? Well she went off at me for all of that and expected me to know why the thing wasn't working like I suddenly understood why it was being silly and I'd just gone and called her for the fun of it? really I hate having to go and ask them whats cutting with something all the time, its annoying and makes me feel silly but sometimes i really have to and they make a point of not telling me how to sort it out for myself, I think they like me going around speaking to them.
Well the lady spent the rest of the day doing crap all and I seriously manned that till on my ace for most of the morning, I think she was making a point of getting me to work like a slave because I was going home early. She gave me a bit of grief about that too.
Sunday, October 30, 2011
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Hit Or Miss
So today on my way home, we had a moment. See I was in the taxi, sitting in the back seat pushed up against the window whilst this huge concrete brick of a man made me as uncomfortable as possible by putting half of his already large body on my tiny Zimmerframe of a body. So anyway, we were just leaving town, going past a set of lights, all in the right when this car pulled out to turn, going across us at a 90 degree angle trying to squeeze through a space that didn't exist, making for a potential T-bone.
It's weird how they say everything goes slow in those situations. It's weird because it's true. I once read of a lady who just seconds before smashing into another car, thought about pretty much everything, even what she was gonna make for supper that night. I was sitting right at the back so I had a fairly decent view of everything going. In the split second or so it all took, in my head I'd already thought a million thoughts. First thing that came to mind was, "Will I get hurt?" The answer was no because we were going at a fairly slow pace, 60 at most and I was sitting at the back so I would be fine, the wall of bodies ahead of me would protect me if for some freakish chance something terrible did happen. The next was, "Will anyone I care for get hurt in this?" And the answer was, not really. See there is this girl, I've come across her 3 times now, she's fairly decent but what really takes the cake is that she's cute. The first time I saw her was last week and I was sitting in the seat behind the driver and she came and sat beside me, I did a quick look up and down and noticed something truly remarkable, she was wearing armadillo skins. Haha ah man when I saw those things I laughed. She's only the second person I've seen wear those and if I'm honest, they looked great on her and then to top it all off, she locked the door as we drove along which I just thought was too cute, hence her being cute. But anyway, I knew she'd be fine cuz she has armadillo skins so no one I was fond of would get hurt. Then I thought, "Will I have to pay for anything should we make contact?" Obviously I wouldn't, I'm just a passenger and anyway the other car is at fault. If I do get injured then I could claim from the Road Accident Fund though. So after all this has been processed, my brain turns around to me and says, "RAM HIM!!!" Haha seeing as I wouldn't be losing out in any way, I wanted this asshole to get what was coming to him, I wanted his little Corolla to catch a slap. It wouldn't have been anything hectic, a fender bender at most I'm sure but I wanted him to fell it. Unfortunately we braked in the nick of time, and so ended the most intense second of my life.
Its funny though because while everyone was a little worked up over that near miss, I was laughing at just how I reacted. Instead of screaming out and putting my hands in the air, I wanted a bit of action.
It's weird how they say everything goes slow in those situations. It's weird because it's true. I once read of a lady who just seconds before smashing into another car, thought about pretty much everything, even what she was gonna make for supper that night. I was sitting right at the back so I had a fairly decent view of everything going. In the split second or so it all took, in my head I'd already thought a million thoughts. First thing that came to mind was, "Will I get hurt?" The answer was no because we were going at a fairly slow pace, 60 at most and I was sitting at the back so I would be fine, the wall of bodies ahead of me would protect me if for some freakish chance something terrible did happen. The next was, "Will anyone I care for get hurt in this?" And the answer was, not really. See there is this girl, I've come across her 3 times now, she's fairly decent but what really takes the cake is that she's cute. The first time I saw her was last week and I was sitting in the seat behind the driver and she came and sat beside me, I did a quick look up and down and noticed something truly remarkable, she was wearing armadillo skins. Haha ah man when I saw those things I laughed. She's only the second person I've seen wear those and if I'm honest, they looked great on her and then to top it all off, she locked the door as we drove along which I just thought was too cute, hence her being cute. But anyway, I knew she'd be fine cuz she has armadillo skins so no one I was fond of would get hurt. Then I thought, "Will I have to pay for anything should we make contact?" Obviously I wouldn't, I'm just a passenger and anyway the other car is at fault. If I do get injured then I could claim from the Road Accident Fund though. So after all this has been processed, my brain turns around to me and says, "RAM HIM!!!" Haha seeing as I wouldn't be losing out in any way, I wanted this asshole to get what was coming to him, I wanted his little Corolla to catch a slap. It wouldn't have been anything hectic, a fender bender at most I'm sure but I wanted him to fell it. Unfortunately we braked in the nick of time, and so ended the most intense second of my life.
Its funny though because while everyone was a little worked up over that near miss, I was laughing at just how I reacted. Instead of screaming out and putting my hands in the air, I wanted a bit of action.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Unhappy gits on a plate
I was in deep thought today. Full, unadulterated deep thought, the stuff that Einstein used to do which is why he was one of the greatest minds on our planet. My deep thought was for a full ten minutes or so and I came to a startling conclusion.
People on diet have no sense of humour*. I've always known that people on diet are very unpleasant, really I'd rather have to deal with an old lady who has bitter hate for every living being than have to hold a twenty minute conversation with a dieter on anything. You can't say anything even approaching remotely funny, you won't even get a simple reaction. I've tried it out, I found some guinea pigs to test it out on and it's so true. It's as if cutting out certain foods also affects their funny part of the brain and I can see how that works. You see food is flipping amazing, it makes the world go round. If you're hungry, you tend to get grumpy, if you're unfulfilled, you tend to get grumpy, if you have to look at people enjoying luxurious foods you aren't allowed to, you're gonna get grumpy. Being constantly grumpy does nothing for you, it has a negative effect on your body and it tends to show, whether its stress, lack of sleep, wrinkles, gaining of weight, it just isn't good. So really there is no point being on diet and then give up half way cuz you're gaining weight, you're gaining weight because you can't even laugh at basic funny things like a man falling out a window onto a box of kittens, only to find they're fake kittens and it was all a hoax. Something like that would make your average human laugh and feel happy inside, not dieters though, they're too worried about the carrot up their ass.
This also brings me to Vegetarians. Those people, I don't understand either, seem to be a lot more happier even though they're crying on the inside. They know they gotta keep a brave face because they've come to learn in recent years that they're doing more damage than meat eaters. They're eating the plants animals need to eat so they aren't saving any animal there. They're taking away the things that help clean the environment so they aren't stopping any global warming, they're also aiding soil erosion, job losses, animal over population and inflation. We on the other hand do a lot to help out. I wouldn't survive as a Vege.
Now the scourge of the human race are Vegans. I can say hand on heart that I've never met a vegan I like. I've never seen a vegan smile either, and what do they have to smile about? They can't eat meat, animal products, anything that had a face or feelings so they really shouldn't eat plants and they can't eat anything an animal looked at. Like seriously, that's a flipping useless way to live. I know someone out there thinks they have a good reason to be a vegan but in the real worls, there really isn't.
So I think really I have the best diet/way of eating. I eat when I'm actually hungry and not to make a point. I eat enough for me and I eat things that make me happy. What else is there to food?
(This post does not apply to Jade Graham. She could survive off snail trail and dust and I'd still approve)
People on diet have no sense of humour*. I've always known that people on diet are very unpleasant, really I'd rather have to deal with an old lady who has bitter hate for every living being than have to hold a twenty minute conversation with a dieter on anything. You can't say anything even approaching remotely funny, you won't even get a simple reaction. I've tried it out, I found some guinea pigs to test it out on and it's so true. It's as if cutting out certain foods also affects their funny part of the brain and I can see how that works. You see food is flipping amazing, it makes the world go round. If you're hungry, you tend to get grumpy, if you're unfulfilled, you tend to get grumpy, if you have to look at people enjoying luxurious foods you aren't allowed to, you're gonna get grumpy. Being constantly grumpy does nothing for you, it has a negative effect on your body and it tends to show, whether its stress, lack of sleep, wrinkles, gaining of weight, it just isn't good. So really there is no point being on diet and then give up half way cuz you're gaining weight, you're gaining weight because you can't even laugh at basic funny things like a man falling out a window onto a box of kittens, only to find they're fake kittens and it was all a hoax. Something like that would make your average human laugh and feel happy inside, not dieters though, they're too worried about the carrot up their ass.
This also brings me to Vegetarians. Those people, I don't understand either, seem to be a lot more happier even though they're crying on the inside. They know they gotta keep a brave face because they've come to learn in recent years that they're doing more damage than meat eaters. They're eating the plants animals need to eat so they aren't saving any animal there. They're taking away the things that help clean the environment so they aren't stopping any global warming, they're also aiding soil erosion, job losses, animal over population and inflation. We on the other hand do a lot to help out. I wouldn't survive as a Vege.
Now the scourge of the human race are Vegans. I can say hand on heart that I've never met a vegan I like. I've never seen a vegan smile either, and what do they have to smile about? They can't eat meat, animal products, anything that had a face or feelings so they really shouldn't eat plants and they can't eat anything an animal looked at. Like seriously, that's a flipping useless way to live. I know someone out there thinks they have a good reason to be a vegan but in the real worls, there really isn't.
So I think really I have the best diet/way of eating. I eat when I'm actually hungry and not to make a point. I eat enough for me and I eat things that make me happy. What else is there to food?
(This post does not apply to Jade Graham. She could survive off snail trail and dust and I'd still approve)
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Im a japanese fairy
Today was a rough day. I think my poor brain just wanted to climb into a hole and not be disturbed, unfortunately that didn't happen. I had to deal with the customers to day as per usual and at one point I ended up making a cock up that just put me in a downward spiral. Ah I was gutted after that I won't lie to you ladies and gentlemen. See I'd entered in the wrong amount by mistake into the card machine, I wrote 155 instead of 115. It may not sound like much but its pretty much worse than killing the pope, as I was made to feel afterwards. When I do something I always underestimate myself, its how I stave off complacency. I tend to work myself into such a little tizzy sometimes that I have to take a moment just to laugh at how useless I can get, I've always done that. Like I know I'm no whizz at this operating shop thing, its my first time but I'm not a complete retard. Show me how to do these things, tell me where everything is, teach me how it all works and maybe you wouldn't have me having to ask so often, instead of just sending me daggers when I disturb your conversations to ask just how to do everyone's work.
Anyway I was quite put off having gone and messed up cuz I was really making good progress, I felt like I was close to being a shop keeping god or something now that I've retired as the kimbling god and only kimble to keep fit now days. It seems I've been in a bad mood of late. Nothing heavy, I've just been quite irritable so it was really good to just have it switched off but oh boy, I hate how everyone seems to have issues on the one day I choose not to deal with them. I don't want to hear about how your shoe broke or how your cat got chased up a tree. I don't care that you fell over and got an ouchie and your girlfriend didn't reply to your texts. I don't give a rats arse about how your bbm messages aren't going through and that you want to sue blackberry, this weekend I seriously don't give a crap.
And another thing. This blackberry issue. I honestly wasn't too put out by them being out of action. If anything, I quite enjoyed it. I could send and receive calls and sms'. I could listen to music, what more did I need? Sure I love the easy access I have to sending the girlfriend a message when I've gone and spent the whole day thinking about her but it made it more special having to wait so I could offload it in a big bundle, little by little, like an unending stream of piss. Really, having a dead bb allowed us to actually do stuff. I'm sure some people went outside for the first time, some might've even used pens. Some may have spoken to the people that live in their house and prepare their meals for the first time. We revived the acts of interpersonal communication, we made eye contact, we smoked a ham. So was it really so bad that they were offline?
Anyway I was quite put off having gone and messed up cuz I was really making good progress, I felt like I was close to being a shop keeping god or something now that I've retired as the kimbling god and only kimble to keep fit now days. It seems I've been in a bad mood of late. Nothing heavy, I've just been quite irritable so it was really good to just have it switched off but oh boy, I hate how everyone seems to have issues on the one day I choose not to deal with them. I don't want to hear about how your shoe broke or how your cat got chased up a tree. I don't care that you fell over and got an ouchie and your girlfriend didn't reply to your texts. I don't give a rats arse about how your bbm messages aren't going through and that you want to sue blackberry, this weekend I seriously don't give a crap.
And another thing. This blackberry issue. I honestly wasn't too put out by them being out of action. If anything, I quite enjoyed it. I could send and receive calls and sms'. I could listen to music, what more did I need? Sure I love the easy access I have to sending the girlfriend a message when I've gone and spent the whole day thinking about her but it made it more special having to wait so I could offload it in a big bundle, little by little, like an unending stream of piss. Really, having a dead bb allowed us to actually do stuff. I'm sure some people went outside for the first time, some might've even used pens. Some may have spoken to the people that live in their house and prepare their meals for the first time. We revived the acts of interpersonal communication, we made eye contact, we smoked a ham. So was it really so bad that they were offline?
Friday, October 7, 2011
Pierced your ears
Fluffy rabbits and twirly bits of glossy nectar. Really I love the way listening to music can really change a mood. I have those days where I'll listen to something and it won't do anything for me and then I have those days where I'll listen to something and it'll feel as if heaven itself is smiling down on me. I probably spend a large portion of my day with earphones on, whether I'm jchilling or walking the streets, I generally have a good little bit of ear porn going on. I love the moments when all feels well inside and nothing makes more sense than the song you're listening to. When your day has been crap, your dog died, you spilt mayonnaise all over yourself, your ex set fire to your family, you're broke with an intense hangover but you put on your earphones with the volume just right and track after track makes all the negativity just float away.
I woke up this morning not lus for anything. I wanted to curse the inventor of weekdays. I wanted the sun to go crawl up its own asshole and I wanted to shoot every 'TGIF' status I came across, I was a real sour. I got to work real early, an hour early, still wondering why I have no weekends but then I put on my selection of juicy jucies and I can say that from that moment on I was the happiest person on this earth. I know everyone was out at beaches and in the sunshine with their friends and I was in a cold dusty room sticking labels on clothes and laughing at people but I can tell you this, I was probably more at peace with the world than all of them combined. I haven't stopped smiling today, I can't be phased by anything today it seems and I love it, I love it so much.
I really just want this all to carry on. Zebra and Giraffe on sunday and I'm full to bursting with excitement, the music never ends
I woke up this morning not lus for anything. I wanted to curse the inventor of weekdays. I wanted the sun to go crawl up its own asshole and I wanted to shoot every 'TGIF' status I came across, I was a real sour. I got to work real early, an hour early, still wondering why I have no weekends but then I put on my selection of juicy jucies and I can say that from that moment on I was the happiest person on this earth. I know everyone was out at beaches and in the sunshine with their friends and I was in a cold dusty room sticking labels on clothes and laughing at people but I can tell you this, I was probably more at peace with the world than all of them combined. I haven't stopped smiling today, I can't be phased by anything today it seems and I love it, I love it so much.
I really just want this all to carry on. Zebra and Giraffe on sunday and I'm full to bursting with excitement, the music never ends
Awkward Turtle
So this morning on the way to work my dad was going on about how he wants me to go to that school place in Kloof, that same place I was considering and had nothing against.
So he then asks me why is it that I haven't started there and I said well its their baby and they must sort it out and he said he would, as soon as possible. Now there's nothing wrong with that, it makes me happy cuz I'm over all the crap. Now what makes it funny is that if anyone has been paying attention to the Msizi Saga's, you'll know why this could possibly be a bad idea, if you haven't then you're a git and owe me a million rand.
You see that place isn't huge, everyone from what I know is very tight knit there, me going there would make for a bit of an awkward situation cuz of the way my last relationship ended. For a few days after the break up I'd thought about how things would be like if I went there but then I was like, "You know what, I'm not going there for any social gains, I'm sorting my crap out and what happens during all that isn't of concern to me". I haven't had much against a little awkwardness, its always a little funny so really I'm not bothered if I go there and its as if the anti christ has walked into the little sleepy french village, really it means crap all to me. But really I'm probably getting way ahead of myself, I doubt I'll even be remembered and I'm not so important for the little younguns to even bother with me, I'm going for my own gains and not for anything else so really I highly doubt there would be any reason for any cringe worthy moments, we're all outta diapers, we know how to conduct ourselves, I hope...
So he then asks me why is it that I haven't started there and I said well its their baby and they must sort it out and he said he would, as soon as possible. Now there's nothing wrong with that, it makes me happy cuz I'm over all the crap. Now what makes it funny is that if anyone has been paying attention to the Msizi Saga's, you'll know why this could possibly be a bad idea, if you haven't then you're a git and owe me a million rand.
You see that place isn't huge, everyone from what I know is very tight knit there, me going there would make for a bit of an awkward situation cuz of the way my last relationship ended. For a few days after the break up I'd thought about how things would be like if I went there but then I was like, "You know what, I'm not going there for any social gains, I'm sorting my crap out and what happens during all that isn't of concern to me". I haven't had much against a little awkwardness, its always a little funny so really I'm not bothered if I go there and its as if the anti christ has walked into the little sleepy french village, really it means crap all to me. But really I'm probably getting way ahead of myself, I doubt I'll even be remembered and I'm not so important for the little younguns to even bother with me, I'm going for my own gains and not for anything else so really I highly doubt there would be any reason for any cringe worthy moments, we're all outta diapers, we know how to conduct ourselves, I hope...
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Skip The Charades - Cold War Kids
You wait on letters
Fishing for any sign of life
Drinks after dinner
Your friends will get you to unwind
Let's skip the charades
Can we just speak plain?
I'm two left feet when
I'm home we tapdanced on broken glass
Somehow you manage
To keep your sense of humor in tact
Let's skip the charades
You're seeing right through me anyway
Can we just speak plain?
We're playing for the same team
But I'm the one that's acting like
Acting like
Acting like
I'm so strong
You're the one that's acting like
Acting like
Acting like
Nothing's wrong
You dodged the bullet
You do your best when you're busiest
You're disconnected
You can't find your name in the script
It was you who were wildest
It was you who floated above us all
I held on with wires
Will you come back down if I let you go?
Let's skip the charades
You're seeing right through me anyway
Can we just speak plain?
We're playing for the same team
But I'm the one that's acting like I'm so strong
You're the one that's acting like nothing's wrong
I'm the one that's acting like I'm so strong
You're the one that's acting like nothing's wrong
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Fishing for any sign of life
Drinks after dinner
Your friends will get you to unwind
Let's skip the charades
Can we just speak plain?
I'm two left feet when
I'm home we tapdanced on broken glass
Somehow you manage
To keep your sense of humor in tact
Let's skip the charades
You're seeing right through me anyway
Can we just speak plain?
We're playing for the same team
But I'm the one that's acting like
Acting like
Acting like
I'm so strong
You're the one that's acting like
Acting like
Acting like
Nothing's wrong
You dodged the bullet
You do your best when you're busiest
You're disconnected
You can't find your name in the script
It was you who were wildest
It was you who floated above us all
I held on with wires
Will you come back down if I let you go?
Let's skip the charades
You're seeing right through me anyway
Can we just speak plain?
We're playing for the same team
But I'm the one that's acting like I'm so strong
You're the one that's acting like nothing's wrong
I'm the one that's acting like I'm so strong
You're the one that's acting like nothing's wrong
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Can we skip the charades?
Just speak plain
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
My fetish lives on
Well I just fell in love. Oh my word. I went for a little stroll during my lunch break to see the sights and ended up in this clothing shop which is kinda ironic. Anyway I was just walking through the isles, minding my own business when I saw her, my word she was beautiful.
She was just there, minding her own business when I almost ran into her. I haven't seen anything that beautiful since the one that got away and I think she just may have been better. I don't care which way your tastes go, your views would've been dealt a sever kick and reformed in line, I'm still in shock. I really didn't want to stare but I couldn't help it. I stood there like a creepy man just staring her down, imagining myself with her, imagining myself in her. I had to look away or I'd get too excited. I eventually couldn't help myself and before I knew it, my hand had drifted onto her and I was really copping a feel, hoping I'd get away with it. I got a bit lucky, she was playing hard to get so I really had to make my intentions know and after a while my hand was roaming her insides, just hoping for a sign of interest or anything I could work with. I could tell after a while that she was really digging me at this point and leaving with me is all she wanted to do and I wasn't gonna stop her. Eventually I couldn't find any so I took her with me to the clerk who told me that she costs a cool R600, and that's half price.
I didn't want to seem too dejected and so I made a promise to go back for her. If I live on bread and water alone, I'll have that jacket soon enough...
She was just there, minding her own business when I almost ran into her. I haven't seen anything that beautiful since the one that got away and I think she just may have been better. I don't care which way your tastes go, your views would've been dealt a sever kick and reformed in line, I'm still in shock. I really didn't want to stare but I couldn't help it. I stood there like a creepy man just staring her down, imagining myself with her, imagining myself in her. I had to look away or I'd get too excited. I eventually couldn't help myself and before I knew it, my hand had drifted onto her and I was really copping a feel, hoping I'd get away with it. I got a bit lucky, she was playing hard to get so I really had to make my intentions know and after a while my hand was roaming her insides, just hoping for a sign of interest or anything I could work with. I could tell after a while that she was really digging me at this point and leaving with me is all she wanted to do and I wasn't gonna stop her. Eventually I couldn't find any so I took her with me to the clerk who told me that she costs a cool R600, and that's half price.
I didn't want to seem too dejected and so I made a promise to go back for her. If I live on bread and water alone, I'll have that jacket soon enough...
Tuesday, October 4, 2011
Silly little confuseds
I don't know if I'm the only one who's ever noticed this but girls (seeing as I'm a boy) tend to be more affectionate when saying their goodnights?
Like you'll be on your various social networking machine and you'll be speaking and then all of a sudden its "Goodnight dearest sugar lump my lovely honey bunch sweetheart muffin cake. I love you till the world ends and the oceans dry up" and you're like, well that's really sweet of you actually but why are you only saying this now you know, like what was wrong with just back then before you told me that stupid boring story I couldn't be bothered with? Haha and the other thing is, what do you say back? I think people stress too much with that and expect that they must send back long swooning messages of affection that will transport the reader to a world of lovely dreams of cascading happiness and unbridled humour. Well that would be nice but sometimes I find that a simple 'goodnight' would suffice.
Of course I'm not saying that I don't care much fir those messages, I do, they're lovely and I try be as interesting and as sweet as possible should it call for it, we all like that. Its just funny how it all comes up like that, cute even.
Like you'll be on your various social networking machine and you'll be speaking and then all of a sudden its "Goodnight dearest sugar lump my lovely honey bunch sweetheart muffin cake. I love you till the world ends and the oceans dry up" and you're like, well that's really sweet of you actually but why are you only saying this now you know, like what was wrong with just back then before you told me that stupid boring story I couldn't be bothered with? Haha and the other thing is, what do you say back? I think people stress too much with that and expect that they must send back long swooning messages of affection that will transport the reader to a world of lovely dreams of cascading happiness and unbridled humour. Well that would be nice but sometimes I find that a simple 'goodnight' would suffice.
Of course I'm not saying that I don't care much fir those messages, I do, they're lovely and I try be as interesting and as sweet as possible should it call for it, we all like that. Its just funny how it all comes up like that, cute even.
How Hard Can It Be?
Famous last words are those words said just before things go balls up and the brown stuff hits the revolving blades of a cooling unit. This week I've probably had the scenarios so many times.
Yesterday I started being a Cashier extrodinaire, well that's what I wanted to be. Turns out I'm just a pillock that gets easily flummoxed by lableless colours and clothe sizes. I really thought, "Well how hard can it be" you know, get the scanner and shoot the barcode and watch it all come up. Turns out that some of the things either come with no kimbles or haven't been changed. Why didn't they bring them to me? I'm a Kimbling god, I would've done all that stuff easle. I'm getting the hang of it a bit but I'm still working on it all, one less cock up a day and I'll be on form by next week. When it came to home time yesterday I thought, well how hard can it be to get home? Well it turns out its a frikin mission of note. I'd have to leave here as of last week if I want to get home within the day. At one point I was seriously considering buying a bicycle and being Kyle Dorkin but then I remembered that Kyle was born a bicycle so I was screwed.
The working saturdays thing really breaks my heart, I feel it jump into a deep chasm of despair when someone mentions the weekend, something I used to know... Anyway my pity party was yesterday and I need to chin up, at least there are plenty characters to play with in my mind.
Yesterday I started being a Cashier extrodinaire, well that's what I wanted to be. Turns out I'm just a pillock that gets easily flummoxed by lableless colours and clothe sizes. I really thought, "Well how hard can it be" you know, get the scanner and shoot the barcode and watch it all come up. Turns out that some of the things either come with no kimbles or haven't been changed. Why didn't they bring them to me? I'm a Kimbling god, I would've done all that stuff easle. I'm getting the hang of it a bit but I'm still working on it all, one less cock up a day and I'll be on form by next week. When it came to home time yesterday I thought, well how hard can it be to get home? Well it turns out its a frikin mission of note. I'd have to leave here as of last week if I want to get home within the day. At one point I was seriously considering buying a bicycle and being Kyle Dorkin but then I remembered that Kyle was born a bicycle so I was screwed.
The working saturdays thing really breaks my heart, I feel it jump into a deep chasm of despair when someone mentions the weekend, something I used to know... Anyway my pity party was yesterday and I need to chin up, at least there are plenty characters to play with in my mind.
Sunday, October 2, 2011
Contentment
Everyone as far as I'm aware is on their 10 day school holiday period. I used to have those when I went to school, they didn't make much sense seeing as they were so short but when you're at school, they're better than heaven. I have work in the morning so I can't say I'm too moved by them.
I'm lying in bed listening to Cold War Kids' latest album and I must say, I'm very impressed. Haha this weekend has been good. It was very chilled but rather swell. The club opening on friday was a huge success, haha flip I'm pretty sure that if we'd gone and ordered conversations like that one Monty Python sketch, we would've racked a massive bill. I don't think there is anything that was ever thought up that wasn't discussed or maybe the wine induced haze just made it all seem that way. I woke up feeling not nice I won't lie, I caught every disease that morning and it felt like there was a mini jumble sale in my stomach.
On a completely unrelated side note to anything because now I've gone and lost my train of thought, 'Someone Like You' by Adele is actually quite an annoying song. If a girl saod something like that to me I'm pretty sure I'd look at them like a walrus contemplating something profound and then walk away. I don't know if you've ever seem a walrus do something like that but its such a mixed up face, like it wants to say something but can't find the words, like it wants to laugh but doesn't quite know wjy and where to begin. What is the point of replacing something with something not quite as great but similar? Maybe I'm not seeing the point here but I'm just not getting it. That whole album, no matter how great she is, is such a dirty stain to me. To someone like me it just leaves a dirty taste, like I can almost relate when I shouldn't, like I probably tasted it last night but I've gone and done so much in the time that I've forgotten. Haha maybe I'm just a softie but I don't like its message. I don't like albums about all those failings, it gets a bit pathetic.
I'm lying in bed listening to Cold War Kids' latest album and I must say, I'm very impressed. Haha this weekend has been good. It was very chilled but rather swell. The club opening on friday was a huge success, haha flip I'm pretty sure that if we'd gone and ordered conversations like that one Monty Python sketch, we would've racked a massive bill. I don't think there is anything that was ever thought up that wasn't discussed or maybe the wine induced haze just made it all seem that way. I woke up feeling not nice I won't lie, I caught every disease that morning and it felt like there was a mini jumble sale in my stomach.
On a completely unrelated side note to anything because now I've gone and lost my train of thought, 'Someone Like You' by Adele is actually quite an annoying song. If a girl saod something like that to me I'm pretty sure I'd look at them like a walrus contemplating something profound and then walk away. I don't know if you've ever seem a walrus do something like that but its such a mixed up face, like it wants to say something but can't find the words, like it wants to laugh but doesn't quite know wjy and where to begin. What is the point of replacing something with something not quite as great but similar? Maybe I'm not seeing the point here but I'm just not getting it. That whole album, no matter how great she is, is such a dirty stain to me. To someone like me it just leaves a dirty taste, like I can almost relate when I shouldn't, like I probably tasted it last night but I've gone and done so much in the time that I've forgotten. Haha maybe I'm just a softie but I don't like its message. I don't like albums about all those failings, it gets a bit pathetic.
Saturday, October 1, 2011
Im finally happy
I've finally gotten this to work.. Ahh I've been fighting my phone from day one, the very first day we came to be, till just now. It seems that in my haste to acquire something that will give me the freedom needed to post at will, I happened to get the one phone that wouldn't let me. My dear Blackberry Missing Link wouldn't let me write anything. I could surf the internet, download music for hours on end, visit the best porn sites known to man, update my profile on Russian Wife finder.com but I just could not write a simple post. Now that seems quite silly to me. What's the point of having something that is basically a computer, that does everything except the one simple thing I actually want it to? I don't care that it beeps and bongs when I get messages and tells me when its being charged, when there is a storm coming or if I'm within range of nuclear reactors?
Anyway I've finally done my level of heroics to new heights and finally sorted it out, I now finally own a phone. Now I just need to get back into the swing of things...
Anyway I've finally done my level of heroics to new heights and finally sorted it out, I now finally own a phone. Now I just need to get back into the swing of things...
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