Its like owning a plant. If you dont use it often it'll forget you and cause clutter in other people's homes

Im no blogging veteran, I haven't owned one for a year but I've seen many come and fall.

Its always a happy day when someone decides to join this world. You quickly type in their URL and you anxiously wait for their words to pop up on your screen and then you're either greeted by genius or some hack with a beard and a taste for twinkies...

Owning a blog is like having a girlfriend or a really nice pet. Its all fun and games in the begining, you wanna write down everything that happens and nothing is better than having your own little corner of the internet to write what you want but after a while, once the honeymoon period is over, thats when you see who the real bloggers are. In my list of blogs, there are a few I follow. My eternal sunshine or something like that, that girls thing:) and Greg's old blog, Greg's new one, all of those haven't lit up my screen in ages. My eternal serendipity did give me a little buzz a few days back but thats like trying to hold onto a storm in the desert. You gotta nurture these things, you gotta exercise their space, you gotta put up stuff I can read because Im really nosey.

I've also come to realize that there are many different kind of blogs, be it sports blogs, porn blogs, music blogs, picture blogs, car blogs. I can gladly say I've sampled them all in my little blog fascination but the ones that really stand out to me the most are the ones that mix it all. Mix up some naked girls driving cars sideways around goal posts whilst listening to some Hendrix and taking action photos and I swear you'll have the best blog on the internet, I would be a follower straight away.

I haven't posted regularily in recent months, I've had not much to say really but I think I may be coming back into form which is good now that I've hopefully offended a few people to stop being lazy nancies and use those phones you all so adore with there epic keypads and flashing LED lights, you bunch of lazy gits. Us cool people with our alphanumeric nokia keypads are doing just fine, but then again I cant speak for everyone when I say cool people, I am the only Chelsea supporter.