Today was a great start to a weekend of tail out, tyre smoke action. I caught free practice and i must say i was impressed.
Being a Mc Laren supporter i was too amped when i heard that Jenson, we all know my thoughts about Jenson, was leading in FP1 and even tho Hamilton was third i was still amped. Ah whenever i watch Free Practice i always yearn to be at the circuit watching with my two eyeballs as the pair from Woking tear down that track, urinating on the faces of the in-fighting Red Bulls and leaving steam pies in the shoes of those silly Ferrari fools who really should just be turned to glue now, they've completely lost it. Each time i watch all i want is to finally have my yacht sitting in Monaco or Valencia watching the race in comfort with many beautiful women and a few close friends, thats how everyone else does it so i shall be no different.
What i noticed today is that each time one of the Mc Laren cars were on track the camera work was of the top shelf, honestly my mind was blown by how great everything looked and the sound that came out of those engines on overrun surely must be illegal, they shouldn't play noises like that during the day on tv, thats the stuff of late night viewing. I lost count of how many times those cars looked so brilliant, my drivers were really doing a great job even if they were just testing everything. The best thing for me has to be when a slide is captured beautifully. I once watched GP2 qualifying and till this day i have never seen such a beautiful slide from a single seater before. Romain Grosjean set me on fire when he tip toed that machine back into shape, it looked so beautiful. I dont care that you've just given birth to a baby and you think that the welcoming of a new life to this world is a beautiful thing but can your silly baby make its existance an art in my eyes? Drifting of any kind must be a sexual act really, it cant be something good if it makes one question just which species they want to spend the rest of their lives with.
Does Bernie know that he has to compete for my attention now? Is he pulling out all the stops to keep me glued, trying to justify my decision to have a proper race weekend after so many botched attempts? Well either way im here and my eyes are still glued to the screen even tho the mind may be far away, it may not but this weekend my boys are going to perform and they have no choice, i didnt just sacrifice valuable time to settle for anything less than a 1-2.
Lord help those who get in the way of my happy ending this weekend...
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