Animal magnetism

You ever thought that taxi's are the ants of the motor world? They carry more than their size should permit, work till their very last croaking moment and are everywhere?

Then you get those big X5's and ML63's which are like elephants. Many people seem to forget that elephants can actually move pretty fast despite their huge proportions and its effortless, watch an X5 shoot up from the rear and you'll see what i mean.

You get your chevy spark and kia picanto and such like small cars which are your little chihuahuas that are every girls favourite accessory, all zippy and full of youthful life.

Your S class super barge, like the S65 AMG. Now there is your big ass massive eagle with a 7 meter wing span, funny how the car is also about that big. There is understated power and elegance just waiting to strike.

Excuse the over used analogy but i will admit that your thoroughbred stallion must be the Ferrari 458. There is a derby winning machine. On the other side you get your fighting bull, one of my favourites really and thats pretty much anythin outta Sant'agata. Any Lambo will do damage and thats the beauty of them, they're there to run at you and get your heart rate pumping and if you're lucky you'll get out of the way in the nick of time but if not then unlucky buddy you's is dead bitch.

Hahaha ah and then you get Godzilla, a lizard genetically mutated into a huge beast and slayer of the human race. The Nissan GTR is the beast that everyone says it is, one of my all time favourite on the merit that it is a machine that doesn't make any claims about itself but does what it does when it has to do it. What else can say that it had the guys from Zuffhausen worried?

The chameleon of the motor industry has to be the Porsche 911. All a chameleon does is change its color and even then that is more than what has happened to the 911. In the past 30 years or so of its lifetime i can tell you now people from those days could tell what car it is just by the fact that it is in actual fact nothing more than it claims to be on the outside and even there it does a bad job.

So many more cars that strike up a fair bit of animal comparison to me and its weird how they ring so true but no one would understand anyway